Thursday, March 4, 2010

Kung Fu Hustle - mkv format

Turmoil grips Shanghai in the 1940s. Various gangs vie for power, the most feared of which is The Axe Gang, led by the infamous Brother Sum and aptly named after its weapon of choice. In the absence of law enforcement, people can live peacefully only in poor areas which do not appeal to gangsters. An example is Pig Sty Alley, a tenement home to people of various trades, run by a lecherous landlord and his domineering wife. One day, two troublemakers, Sing and Bone, come to the alley impersonating members of the Axe Gang in order to command respect. This fails miserably and Sing's antics attract the real gang to the scene. In the massive brawl that ensues, the gangsters are defeated by three tenants who are actually powerful martial arts masters: Coolie, Tailor and Donut.
Sing and Bone lament their failure on the streets and Sing describes his childhood. He spent his meagre life savings to buy a Buddhist Palm manual from a beggar with the intention of "preserving world peace". He practiced his skills, but when he tried to defend a mute girl from bullies trying to steal her lollipop, he is beaten and urinated on. Sing concludes that good guys never win and decides to become a bad person. After telling his story, the duo then steal ice cream from a street vendor, laughing maniacally as they escape from her on a tram.
Angered by his gang's defeat, Brother Sum hires the Harpists, a pair of skilled assassins who fight using a magical Guqin. They strike Pig Sty Alley at night as Coolie, Tailor and Donut are preparing to depart, having been evicted for antagonising the gang. The three are quickly overwhelmed, prompting the Landlord and Landlady, revealed to be Kungfu masters, to intervene. Although the killers and the Axe Gang are driven off, the three evictees suffer fatal injuries. The Coolie is decapitated, the Tailor dies from severe stab wounds, and Donut dies from a sustained injury. The Landlord and Landlady evacuate Pig Sty Alley out of concern for their tenants' safety.
The following day, after being humiliated and pummeled by a clerk he had previously antagonised, Sing mugs the female ice cream vendor from the earlier scene. She is revealed to be the mute girl from his childhood whom he had vainly tried to defend. He recognises the old lollipop she offers him as a token of her gratitude, but becomes upset, rebuffing her and berating Bone. Later, while despairing in the gutter, he is picked up by the Axe Gang and joins their ranks. Brother Sum, having earlier witnessed Sing's ability to quickly pick locks, instructs him to sneak into a mental asylum to free a notorious assassin, the Beast, the Ultimate King of Killers.
Brother Sum is initially skeptical that Sing has freed the right man because of the Beast's flippant attitude and sloppy appearance, but is ultimately convinced when he stops a bullet between his fingertips. Immediately afterward, the Beast approaches the Landlord and Landlady, who have come to Sum's casino. Exchanging introductions, Landlady explains that the good cannot coexist with the bad, moving Sing and changing him for the better. The Beast, Landlord and Landlady then engage in fierce battle and, using a giant funeral bell as a megaphone to amplify the Landlady's Lion's Roar, the couple nearly defeat the more powerful Beast. His desperate move, however, successfully pins them in mutual joint locks. Sing, stimulated by his newfound righteous nature, approaches the Beast and smashes his head with a table leg. The Beast angrily retaliates, pulverising Sing. Fortunately, Sing is spirited away to safety by the Landlord and Landlady when the Beast's back is turned. The Beast casually kills Brother Sum when rebuked and declares himself undefeatable.

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